As we get geared up in the U.S. for a long holiday season, we resurrect an oldie but goodie:
Camp Terms (as defined by dogs)
Camp spot: The exact spot the dog lays as you’re trying to set up.
Lantern: The device that is supposed to prevent you from tripping over the dog in the dark.
Tent: A portable outdoor home, of which the dog takes up the first 50 percent of the space, and tracks debris through the remaining 50 percent.
Camp fire: The device used to roast a perfect hot dog, which is inevitably snagged by dog as soon as it’s hot.
Pre-dawn Alarm Clock: “[Whine, howl, bark]”—in other words, “time to let the dog out to go to the bathroom.” Then the dog runs after a squirrel and a good 15 minutes is spent calling them back.
Sleeping bag: A.K.A. portable dog bed.
Marshmallow: Sticky-natured substance with properties especially attracted to dog hair.
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Lovely. Bess said bark.
I hope Mr and Mrs Woof you realise I just signed up to a free wordpress to make a comment and say I liked it, lol 🙂
Tony
We appreciate it! In the future, you can opt to comment as a “guest” but we are super happy that you went to all the trouble to sign up. Bess too!
These also apply to my fourteen year old son